internet folk

from a comments under an online video of highlights from fifa world cup final 1966:


4 comments

torchimortchi: lol england win only by stupid ref
they win with a goal that was not a goal

tallulah: Do you know
my dad was born the same year england won the world cup (1966)

starwarz24: Awsome
That's so cool!

WannaBeHick: englands days of greatness!
wish i was there!


some people are useless

new york to Ipswich

see the driving instructions on google maps, here

note step 24,
"swim across the atlantic ocean 3,463 mi"

etymological dreaming

occasionally my best inspiration happens in dreams. last night was almost one of those nights. I dreamt the best joke in the whole world up...

all I remember is it involved 3 wise men, and was the caption to a cartoon I was frantically trying to create from old christmas cards before I forgot it... no such luck

points to whoever jogs my memory in this matter. and what do points mean..?^[1]

I also woke up with the word 'etymology' in my head, but I've forgotten what it means. oh, wait - google says:

study of the sources and development of words;
a history of a word

_{1. poultry}

the pentagon

search for 'the pentagon' in google maps. it's scary!

dial-the-truth

a simple search for 'marilyn manson christian' in google came up with probably the most terrible site ever. if you want to be angered by christians, go here.

I do like the death counter, though - if anyone wants to make me one...

on the plus side, my little adventure helped me discover a fun way of destroying what you don't like on the internet - here. yay!

targeted advertising

the so-called 'targeted advertising' that appears by my emails with my google mail account (well worth getting!) - has shown me these in the last couple of days...

• The Family Toilet Seat
• Heavens Above Fireworks

nice. thankyou google.

drunk on mys***e

last night I stayed at home and got drunk with my 162 gazillion myspace friends and tom. it was hillarious, we even took photos of ourselves in the mirror, it was crazy! then jimmy, aged twelve from slough told us about this blog he once wrote about google, and it was so funny. we were lol and rofl all night. it was fun.

oh, and you'll never guess what, jenny blogged about moonbeam who had read this post in darkhorse803's comments that said that lilmissinterweb666 accepted and add from beckaizfit and chavsrchav in the same night! El-oh-el - noob!

goooogle

someone said on saturday...

"...dad said, 'what would you do if google hadn't been invented?' I said 'I guess we'd all just wonder, wouldn't we?'"