on neighbours just now

hollyoaks t'other day

"I love satin... it's so silky"

Carmel McQueen

mock the week

on political correctness:

even political correctness itself has changed in the last few years. people forget that we used to just call it 'spastick gay talk'

on 'quotes you probably wouldn't find in the bible':

paul's third epistle to the corinthians. dear corinthians. I've written to you twice now. no reply. I don't know what it's like in corinth, but where I come from, that's just rude

to hull with blogging

look - I go to hull! thankspaul

channel 4 news

last night on channel 4 news, there was a report on climate change, which ended with the following:

"...but most agree that the guy fawkes contribution to the global warming situation was negligible."

it then cut back to krishnan guru-murthy who half mumbled:

"of course it was, he didn't blow up parliament."

brilliant.

the 'B' team

capt h.m. 'howling mad' murdoch: jim carrey
sgt bosco albert 'b.a.' baracus: ving rhames
lt templeton 'the faceman' peck: ________
col john 'hannibal' smith: ________

suggestions please...

the 'C' team

capt h.m. 'howling mad' murdoch: ________
sgt bosco albert 'b.a.' baracus: chris eubank
lt templeton 'the faceman' peck: jonathan ross
col john 'hannibal' smith: ________

suggestions please...