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dave's confusion

michael j fox and jamie foxx. particularly funny when you realise he was asking if jamie foxx played face in the a-team...

i'm a loser

the 'B' team

capt h.m. 'howling mad' murdoch: jim carrey
sgt bosco albert 'b.a.' baracus: ving rhames
lt templeton 'the faceman' peck: ________
col john 'hannibal' smith: ________

suggestions please...

the 'C' team

capt h.m. 'howling mad' murdoch: ________
sgt bosco albert 'b.a.' baracus: chris eubank
lt templeton 'the faceman' peck: jonathan ross
col john 'hannibal' smith: ________

suggestions please...

afflictionary

pt 1. act out the following:
constipation
diarrhoea
runny nose
the bubonic plague
measles
chicken pox
fleas

pt 2. invent new afflictions, e.g:
postman's pouch
jogger's nipple
doberman's kiss
jippy knee
fiddler's elbow

you can't polish a turd

response 1:
you can if you freeze it

response 2:
you just need a lot of polish.

hot dogs

just ate a baguette and 8 hotdogs (I got up late, was late for work, missed showering and breakfast) - they said it couldn't be done! mmm...

history boys

this is the gayest film I've seen, ever. the basic summary of it is as follows:
those that can, do - and those that like touching children, teach.
and yet, it's a good, clever and funny film. starring wayne rooney.

alive!

my snail that looked dead is still alive. so two free giant african land snails to whoever wants them. just email me and promise you'll look after them better than I did. not hard.

all they need is some green stuff every couple of weeks, and maybe a cuttle fish if you want to treat them. I haven't fed them for **** weeks now and they're still alive, so not hard to look after. honest!

oh, and you have to clean them out every once in a while. they come free with a tub though!

ahead of the game

according to this, all the cool kids are quitting mys***e. what will happen all the "emo's" now? perhaps they'll have to make billions of actual friends...

goooogle

someone said on saturday...

"...dad said, 'what would you do if google hadn't been invented?' I said 'I guess we'd all just wonder, wouldn't we?'"

Girls Allah'd

autograph signing