neo nazi sci-fi

you're pretty... pretty looking!

"you're late." "you're stunning."

- yeah, good comeback..!

breast awareness

...like I need a leaflet!

faith

seeing without believing,

acting without knowing,

expecting without tangible guarantee

slippery slope

"if you sow a thought, you will reap an action,
if you sow an action, you will reap a habit,
if you sow a habit, you will reap a character,
and when you sow your character, you will reap a destiny"

~some guy who preached
a sermon about porn

robin hood

ok, so why is it that Americans can't pronounce Robin Hood "Robin Hood", and insist on "Robinhood"?

the fall of man

~Banksy

headlines

Maddy McCann - guilty or innocent?

Diana - pure evil or simply misinformed?

Hitler in cash for honours scandal



one day I will write the news, one day...

incest

ok, so today I got a letter from a second year maths-studying girl at Durham named Julia. she is pretty. not pretty something, just pretty.



anyway, the letter said "I'm your academic mother..." if I get stuck etc, she'll help me out.



when I kiss her, will it be like incest?

KJ-52 - fanmail

offset carbon emmisions

with every good website comes a cost. the amount you spend on electricity to view this website has probably killed pandas. if you feel incredibly guilty, simply click on the sunflower below and give me a pound. I will use it to plant a sun flower.

p.s. the pandas don't want you to stop visiting this website

on neighbours just now

sonnet 116

let me not to the marriage of true minds
admit impediments. love is not love
which alters when it alteration finds,
or bends with the remover to remove:

o no! it is an ever-fixed mark
that looks on tempests and is never shaken;
it is the star to every wand'ring bark,
whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
within his bending sickle's compass come;
love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
but bears it out even to the edge of doom:

if this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved

shakespeare

kanye west spice girls remix

prize to whoever makes me the best remix of kanye's 'stronger' (feat. daft punk sample) and spice girls' who do you think you are

"work it, make it, do it, makes us - who do you think you are?


trust it, use it, prove it, groove it, harder, better, faster, stronger"

air raid 'kills 80 Congo rebels'

"the army says that 180 rebel fighters have now been killed in recent days"


"up to 10,000 people have fled the latest fighting into Uganda"


"nine gorillas have been killed this year ...sparking outrage among conservationists"


""If anything happens to the mountain gorillas now, there is nothing we can do," said Norbert Mushenzi of the Congolese Institute for the Conservation of Nature"

bbc news

I say *censors* shut up, stupid conservationists

creating God

"you know you have created God in your own image, when you find that your God hates the same people that you do"

Lois Wilson