before you criticise someone, make sure you walk a mile in their shoes first. that way, when you do criticise them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.
there are two theories about arguing with women. neither work.
give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
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give a man a match he'll be warm for a minute, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give him a fishing rod and he'll sit by a lake drinking beer all day.
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