- you like ipswich town hall
- you fell in a thorn bush
- you don't like your mum
- marilyn manson is your mum
- all your friends are blonde and you're not
- your whites went dark grey in a mixed load
- it's like being a ninja who's just given up
- you don't play cricket
- your tracksuit and trainers are now "chav"
- it's one step away from that boyzone-style undercut you had
- you thought "poison" was french
- you're no longer a papist, but like that crucifix
- you're colourblind and have 'matching' issues
- you own a sword shop
- you've run out of shampoo
- your eyeliner slipped
- you're a boy, and your "friend"s eyeliner slipped
30.4.06
reasons to be a goth*
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