woo, search for the real Phil Brown in google - and guess where you end up..?
also, buy ball tickets - punks!
30.6.06
have a ball
hey, tickets on sale NOW for my ball - 3rd August, Thorndon village hall - 8-12 with an hour's latin/ballroom tuition there somewhere and general help if you get stuck. and just music and dancing, really. anyway, need to sell tickets, so tell people! £10 a ticket, money's towards my gap year - if that's not a good enough cause for you, tell me and I'll persuade you otherwise!
anyway, email
for details/tickets - one day soon you may even be able to buy tickets online, who knows.
anyway, email
for details/tickets - one day soon you may even be able to buy tickets online, who knows.
26.6.06
23.6.06
seymour mace
here's a transcript of the bar jokes sketch I liked (see last post!) by seymour mace:
a ghost, a white horse, a bloke with a giraffe, a polar bear, another horse, a penguin, another bloke, a piece of string, a duck, another bloke with another penguin and an elephant all walk into a bar.
they all ask for a pint, except the single penguin who asks the barman if he's seen his brother, and the bloke with the giraffe asks for a pint for the giraffe too.
the barman says 'we don't serve spirits, we've got a whisky named after you, there you go, one-eighty-five, why the long face? what does he look like, I hope you're not a piece of string, two-twenty, told you to take that penguin to the zoo, five-sixty-three, we don't get many elephants in here'.
some peanuts say 'looking good' and the cigarette machine says 'you're a ponce'.
the white horse says 'what? nay!'.
the bloke with the giraffe says 'one for me, one for the giraffe'.
the polar bear says, 'okay'.
the piece of string says 'I'm afraid not'.
the man with the duck says 'what's going on here'.
the duck says you can put it on my bill'.
the bloke with the penguin says 'I took them to the zoo, now I'm going to take them to the pictures'.
the elephant says 'at five-sixty-three a pint I'm not surprised!'.
the barman says 'there you go, why the big pause?, the peanuts are complimentary, and the fag machine's out of order'.
the bloke with the giraffe gets out to leave and the giraffe collapses on the way out.
the polar bear says 'to hack through the ice in the arctic'.
the barman says 'you can't leave that lying there'.
...and the bloke says 'it's not a lion it's a giraffe!'
a ghost, a white horse, a bloke with a giraffe, a polar bear, another horse, a penguin, another bloke, a piece of string, a duck, another bloke with another penguin and an elephant all walk into a bar.
they all ask for a pint, except the single penguin who asks the barman if he's seen his brother, and the bloke with the giraffe asks for a pint for the giraffe too.
the barman says 'we don't serve spirits, we've got a whisky named after you, there you go, one-eighty-five, why the long face? what does he look like, I hope you're not a piece of string, two-twenty, told you to take that penguin to the zoo, five-sixty-three, we don't get many elephants in here'.
some peanuts say 'looking good' and the cigarette machine says 'you're a ponce'.
the white horse says 'what? nay!'.
the bloke with the giraffe says 'one for me, one for the giraffe'.
the polar bear says, 'okay'.
the piece of string says 'I'm afraid not'.
the man with the duck says 'what's going on here'.
the duck says you can put it on my bill'.
the bloke with the penguin says 'I took them to the zoo, now I'm going to take them to the pictures'.
the elephant says 'at five-sixty-three a pint I'm not surprised!'.
the barman says 'there you go, why the big pause?, the peanuts are complimentary, and the fag machine's out of order'.
the bloke with the giraffe gets out to leave and the giraffe collapses on the way out.
the polar bear says 'to hack through the ice in the arctic'.
the barman says 'you can't leave that lying there'.
...and the bloke says 'it's not a lion it's a giraffe!'
funny comedy
bbc radio 4 do an awesome show on wednesdays called 28 acts in 28 minutes. listen to the last show here. the bar jokes sketch is the best!
21.6.06
special relativity and length contraction
a train (30 m long, at rest) passes through a tunnel (30 m long, at rest). there are lights at either end of the train, the rear one turns on as it enters the tunnel, and the front one, as it exits.
to an observer on the train (in the middle of it), the lights turn on simultaneously, indicating that, from his frame of reference, the train is the same length as the tunnel. to an observer standing in the tunnel, however, it is too late.
to an observer on the train (in the middle of it), the lights turn on simultaneously, indicating that, from his frame of reference, the train is the same length as the tunnel. to an observer standing in the tunnel, however, it is too late.
19.6.06
would the real phil brown please sit down. clown.
right, from now on if you email me at my (ex) hotmail address, no luck for you - fool! if you're trying to chat to me on msn and I don't remember who you are, that is because I forgot, plain and simple. not because I don't care, but because you don't. or something.
a day for name dropping...
it's official. according to wikipedia, neither nelly furtado, lolly, daphne nor celeste were the same person. conspiracy=failed.
daphne and celeste did, however, cover alice cooper's 'school's out'.
I still contest that elvis, marilyn monroe, jfk, john lennon, princess diana and tupac are all actually just on an island in the philippines (there are approximately 6407 'uninhabited' islands there - winner!), and just wanted a break from the press. they also kidnapped barry white to sing for them. he is currently on hunger strike, and has lost michael jackson's weight several times over.
17.6.06
16.6.06
13.6.06
what I am
okay, so today I heard a song, and vaguely recognised it - enough to think "I remember liking the original version..."
it's emma bunton. oh well.
it's emma bunton. oh well.
doing competitions
yes, to jump on a bandwagon - it's caption/photoshopping competition time...
email any entries to themusingsofphil@googlemail.com or else I'll have to make one up to pretend you care. yes, you.
email any entries to themusingsofphil@googlemail.com or else I'll have to make one up to pretend you care. yes, you.
10.6.06
mickey mouse
today - I was set the challenge of a mickey mouse rubik's cube. I failed...
[more photos now online...]
8.6.06
philbrown.co.nr
well, now one can get here from philbrown.co.nr. what that does for society though, I haven't yet figured.
6.6.06
shameless
shameless quotes from a stupid email forward that I asked for:
- life is sexually transmitted
- health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
- the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
- some people are like slinkies. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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