6.6.06

shameless

shameless quotes from a stupid email forward that I asked for:
  • life is sexually transmitted
  • health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
  • the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
  • some people are like slinkies. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  • health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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