Jesus alone 2

imagine if the end of Luke 2 (the bible) was like the end of home alone 2 (the film)...



Jesus: oh no. my family is in Florida and I'm in the temple... [gleefully] my family's in Florida... I'm in... the temple.



Joseph: Jesus! you spent nine hundred and sixty seven dollars on room service!



Jew: has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?
Mary: as a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a Barjoseph family travel tradition.
Joseph: funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.



Temple teacher: [seizes a brick] SUCK BRICK KID!



etc.